A Message To The Big Troll In The Backwards Baseball Cap & His Songs

Day by Day, you are just getting more and more ridiculous.

Do you not see how pathological your obsession is? Yet you claim I'm obsessed, but my obssession is a form of refinement and appreciation.

You spend every waking of hours of yours trying to dress, talk, act and use all mannerisms of someone you envy and absolutely wish you could be. Hanging onto his every word. Imitating His Accent.

In fact, I don't dress anywhere on the level he does, myself and him are like night in day in our wardrobes, but yet we see you trying to dress entirely like him and even buying props and using all kinds of effects to make everything so life-like in your imitation of him, so who is the real obsessed one here who is trying to be someone?

Do you really think this type of non-stop daily obsession can even go unnoticed by your own fans who engage in flattery with your really low brand of entertainment!?

As the saying goes, and I'll repeat it over and over, when someone hates someone with a constant obsession, it's because they secretly are their biggest fans.

It's what immature, childish people who are bored to tears with their dull life do, to make things interesting.

Spending all of their life energies to mock, humiliate and imitate someone under a light of insulting them, when in fact, you would do anything in the world to actually be him and wish you could love and be into the things he's into the way he is, and the way he feels and experiences things in this world.

In any case, it all just proves all the more the superiority and legendary status of this figure, because even the way he taps his spacebar to pause a video, has had a lasting impression on you to the point where you even recognize it and also must imitate it.

That Spacebar, if it's ever one day extracted from his laptop, will be sold in an auction for maybe tens of thousands of dollars. That's how legendary he is.

You envy his power, his influence and his magnetism.

He is one of the absolute best persons on this Earth.

Do you even have any fun activities to do like actually getting out in the nice Summer Sun or enjoying life, drinking nice cocktails or beers and chilling out? Have you ever had Fresh squeezed Lemonade in your life, or chased down an Ice-cream truck in your life? No, of course not, because you are spending hours creating ridiculous videos online.

Your latest entries of these absolutely corny do-over songs. I mean, REALLY DUDE!?

It just absolutely proves without the shadow of a doubt how much your movement is based on frothing at the mouth and even the belief in you from your followers, is in its death throes of trying to support an absolutely lost cause that nobody believes in anyway.

And you don't care even how ridiculous you look at this point, in every sense of it all.

You recruited a cult based on people who are sore and sorry, bitter, envious losers who have been placed in a repository of rejects!

It's an act of desperation on your part, to keep your pathetic autistic army of trolls entertained long enough to still go along with your trickster show, which does have an expiration date.

Even a few spectators have demonstrated their disbelief in the hysteria and also the items you prophecize, because it has nothing to do with reality on any level.

I can just imagine what kind of a brown-noser nerd you must have been like growing up in school.

Whenever you raised your hand in class, the teachers must have dreaded to have to pick you.

None of your content has even aged well or have become effective anyway, you are so obviously a major try-hard, but keep it coming anyway!

Crafting and Curating endless levels of hamster wheel cage mental masturbation that leads nowhere because it means nothing, and it's not based on truth.

All the things you ever state, aren't even factual or have no connection with reality on any level, and you depend on your viewers agreeing with you to "validate" all of this mental masturbation.

At this rate, you might as well just color your hair all colors of the rainbow and dress up like Ronald McDonald, what's stopping you from that!?

White Knighting Never Leads A Man Anywhere Good In Life, and you will soon harvest the reality of that, since you forget that when you make deals with the devil, the devil always comes back one day to collect, and he doesn't care how loyal or perfect you have ever been in your servitude.